In the spirit of “Peter Peter, Pumpkin Eater,” I bring you:

Weiner, Weiner, “hotdog” tweeter
Has a wife but can he keep her?
Sexts and texts were strange but mild
Then his wife was found with child

Weiner, Weiner, “hotdog” tweeter
Congressman and online cheater
Ego made his boxers swell
Now his name’s a hard, hard sell.

On topic, this is awesome –

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